Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? – Eurythmics These week 15 NFL picks are making your damn Christmas presents. Bah humbug, bitches! But not you, Browns fans. Joy to the world! Ernie the elf here. More appropriately, my name should be Elvis the elf, but my pathetic parents called me…
2012 season
This is the end Beautiful friend The end My only friend, the end – The Doors These week 14 picks are the work of Mayans on Medicare. Face it, the Mayans aren’t getting any younger. Plus most Mayans are depressed Oakland Raiders fans on Mexican antidepressants – now legal in Colorado and Washington state. That’s…
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I’m enjoying the ride! – The Grateful Dead These week 13 NFL picks say it’s time to get rid of the Reggie Bush tax cuts. I’ve never understood why he’s the only guy in the country that needs help. Yes, these Brady…
Thank you for reading! – Happy Thanksgiving These Week 12 NFL picks love you man! Remember that thing that happened decades ago that still pisses me off? Get me another drink! Let’s talk politics. Oh, I love you man. But I can’t believe what a loser jerk you are. Seriously, let’s talk politics. Your religion…
Well you’re where you should be all the time And when you’re not you’re with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend – Carly Simon These week 11 NFL picks are having an affair with my biographer. I am writing an autobiography. My autobiography begins when these week 11 NFL picks were…
You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one’ – John Lennon These week 10 NFL Picks call on our divided nation to stop the partisan bickering and help the Cleveland Browns go forward. Four more years of this? Really? That’s what you want? Me and John Boehner spitting at each week…
And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You’ll be drenched to the bone….. For the loser now Will be later to win For the times, they are a-changin’ – Bob Dylan These week 9 NFL picks should be worried about the zombie apocalypse election now that Frankenstorm has…
I went back to Ohio, but my family was gone I stood on the back porch, there was nobody home I was stunned and amazed My childhood memories slowly swirled past like the wind through the trees Way to go, Ohio – The Pretenders These week 8 NFL picks are undecided in Ohio. Which candidate…
My brain hurt like a warehouse It had no room to spare I had to cram so many things To store everything in there – David Bowie These Week 7 NFL picks have been soaked, scrubbed, and put through the machine. Call me Dishmael. I wash dishes. I am a diva, just like T.O.. I…
I was born in a crossfire hurricane And I howled at my ma in the driving rain But it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas – The Rolling Stones These week 6 NFL picks contain approximately zero lies about my fish-fornicating opponent. He is lying when he says the Cleveland Browns are 0-5….