Poor man wanna be rich Rich man wanna be king And a king ain’t satisfied Till he rules everything – Bruce Springsteen These week 5 NFL picks have been moderated and debated. It turns out that I am entitled to my own facts. So let me talk specifically about how the 0-4 Cleveland Browns are…
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If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right – Tom Jones These week 4 NFL picks are wrong, dead wrong. There’s clear evidence. Still, I insist they are right because they come from the fellows at Foot Locker. In fact, these picks are so wrong that Democrats and Republicans agree they are…
Well, I don’t want no Short People Don’t want no Short People Don’t want no Short People ‘Round Here – Randy Newman These week 3 NFL picks, secretly filmed and translated into Stupid, are meant to insult half of the teams in the NFL. Losers, but not the Browns, are victims. But wait! These week…
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality – Queen These week 2 NFL picks come from the Democratic party, and are therefore welfare-state liberal in suggesting that the Cleveland Browns deserve to win. — Dead Ted Kennedy: In order to reliably create week 2 NFL…
Said there ain’t no use in crying Cause it will only, only drive you mad Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had? – Led Zeppelin These week 1 NFL Picks will now be ad-libbed by Clint Eastwood and a chair as if they were written by the Founding…
He was taken to task by some critics who asked, Do you write the words or lyrics first? – The Michael Stanley Band These 2012 NFL season picks are the result of a banging-my-head-against-the-wall concussion I got after the NFL announced it’s Violence Austerity Program. I imagine someone at ESPN was watching me slam my…