Under my thumb The girl who once had me down Under my thumb The girl who once pushed me around – The Rolling Stones — These week 17 NFL Picks have hacked the NFL standings and now the Cleveland Browns are undefeated. Yeah, we’re crazy serious! We can do anything. Johnny Manziel is now officially…


Now the family is crazy And they’re out of their minds They kick it up a notch at Christmastime – Steve Shook & The Elftones — These week 16 NFL picks have given you each vodka for Christmas. You are going to be a big hit in third grade, Jimmy! I did this because each…


Don’t want no short people Round here – Randy Newman — These Week 15 NFL Picks are smaller than any accusations about us – whether by Marvin Lewis or Diane Feinstein. We are small just like our heroes, Johnny Manziel and the CIA. Sure, we are exciting. But that’s because we are sneaky and slippery…


Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you – The Police — These Week 14 NFL picks can’t breath! These Week 14 NFL picks can’t breath! Once more…  These week 14 NFL picks can’t breath! That’s how a Cleveland Browns season always ends….


Got a dream to take them there They’re coming to America Got a dream they’ve come to share They’re coming to America – Neil Diamond — These week 12 NFL Picks have come to America with a dream to see the Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl. Thankfully, the Prognosticator of the United States of…


I went back to Ohio But my city was gone – The Pretenders — These Week 10 NFL Picks come from Hillary Clinton’s new condo in the battleground state of Ohio, where Cleveland versus Cincinnati shall define the future of the world for the next several years. Ohio, of course, is THE bellwether state –…


They told him, Don’t ever come around here Don’t want to see your face, you better disappear – Michael Jackson — These Week 9 NFL Picks vote for the Peyton Manning versus Tom Brady rivalry for an Oscar, a Tony, a Grammy, an Emmy, and because we are Browns fans, a Bernie. We’d vote for…


They don’t give a damn about any trumpet playing band It ain’t what they call rock and roll – Dire Straits — These Week 8 NFL Picks admit from Canada that no one here knew President Obama created the security breach that allowed the Jacksonville Jaguars to beat the Cleveland Browns last week. We are…


Tell me a story About how you adore me – The Rolling Stone — These Week 7 NFL Picks are coming from inside the protective suit of my warped perspective, as my favorite football team is about to play its next three games against the Jacksonville Jaguars, Oakland Raiders, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers – combined…