You stumble out of a hole in the ground A vampire or a victim It depends on who’s around – U2 — I told them to get me out of the mine in time to predict week 6 in the NFL. I really meant that I wanted to be able to watch the Browns/Steelers game…
And lightening strikes, maybe once, maybe twice Oh, and it lights up your night And you see your gypsy – Fleetwood Mac — Hi, my name is Randy and I am the new temp here doing Week 5 NFL Picks. I used to work in New England but that job, like your job, was eliminated….
I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more – Bob Dylan — The last job left in America is on a migrant farm, picking games for Week 4 in the NFL. Picking games is like picking beans. The job was occupied by an illegal alien but she was deported, with the others, back to…
Crazy laughter in another room And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon – The Eagles — My date told me she found me to be of questionable character because of my Week 3 NFL picks. We had just shared a romantic midnight picnic on the neighborhood satanic altar when I passed her…
I want your love I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance – Lady Gaga — These week 2 NFL picks were supposed to occur on International Burn The NFL Rulebook Day. I told my my congregation of 50 about it, but then the most eminent citizens of the world begged…
Here I go, Playin’ star again There I go Turn the page – Bob Seger — Barack Obama: These Week 1 NFL Picks have fulfilled their mission. It’s time to turn the page. Now watch as I pull a rabbit out of my hat. My interpretation of the games that have not yet been played…
He was taken to task by some critics who asked Do you write the words or lyrics first? – The Michael Stanley Band — Welcome to my 2010 NFL predictions tea party. Want some beer or coffee? I decided to throw this 2010 NFL predictions tea party, paid for with Obama stimulus money, because I…
“Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial.” – Bob Dylan — There once was a Louisiana cow that loved the NFL and, as this is a religious story, we shall call her a sacred cow although her given name was Elsie. All her life, Elsie had one goal – to become the official football…
The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And everyday the paper boy brings more – Pink Floyd — TED KENNEDY: Hey, dead Ted back again, now that 41 out of 100 is a majority, to give you my NFL Conference Championship predictions and to check in on…
Man at the top says it’s lonely up there If it is man, I don’t care From the big white house to the parking lot Everybody wants to be the man at the top – Bruce Springsteen — MARK McGWIRE: These 2010 Divisional Playoff NFL picks are clean, unlike the 1998 Super Bowl when Sammy…