Hey! Offseason update. I have been shopping for a new crystal ball but apparently the company that makes them has gone bankrupt or moved to China. In related news, my other website – FREECHEEZEBURGERZ – has released the only official 2009 NFL Mock Draft posted under a cheeseburger flag. In unrelated news, if readers of…
“Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial.” – Bob Dylan — My sources are scientists using data collected from shamans. The new age is here. Cheese will decide Super Bowl XLIII. It won’t be Roethlisberger cheese. I originally thought that jobs would decide this year’s Super Bowl between the Arizona Cardinals and Pittsburgh Steelers,…
I was a trembling, because I’d got to decide, forever, betwixt two things and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, and then says to myself: “All right then, I’ll GO to hell.” – Mark Twain January 23, 2009 – Diplomacy is in again but mine is a personal moral…
Oh baby, Don’t it feel like heaven right now Don’t it feel like something from a dream – Tom Petty January 22, 2009 – In one of his first acts as President, Barack Obama ordered hype for Super Bowl XLIII. “Let’s talk about the Super Bowl, just the Super Bowl,” he said. Critics compared the…
We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals – Barack Obama — January 21, 2009 – I am being held hostage by a Cleveland Browns hat in a dark dungeon while in the outside world Arizona Cardinals fans and Pittsburgh Steelers fans revel. And although I commend President Barack Obama’s overture…
You say you got a real solution Well you know, we’d all love to see the plan – The Beatles January 20, 2009 – On this historic day, I tear up thinking that never in my lifetime did I imagine the Arizona Cardinals would play in the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, horrible bile rises from my…
Regrets, I’ve had a few But then again, too few to mention – Frank Sinatra — PRESIDENT BUSH: In this year’s NFL playoffs, I picked the first two games correctly and then put up a “Mission Accomplished” banner. I acknowledge that may have been a mistake. Yes, last week I got all four games wrong….
Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground – Bruce Springsteen — Good NFL predictors understand that the ends justify the means, just as in politics. It doesn’t matter how you got there, as long as you get there. So I am proud to present…
You can get it if you really want But you must try – Jimmy Cliff — I resolve to give you the best NFL predictions in America. This resolution thing is easy. Last year, I resolved to eat more donuts and you know what? I did! I did eat more donuts. The key is to…
“They said there’ll be snow at Christmas; They said there’ll be peace on Earth Hallelujah Noel be it Heaven or Hell; The Christmas you get you deserve” – Emerson, Lake & Palmer — After Clarence the Angel saw me wearing a Cleveland Browns hat, he brought me rope and then he was gone and I…