Thank you for reading! – Happy Thanksgiving These Week 12 NFL picks love you man! Remember that thing that happened decades ago that still pisses me off? Get me another drink! Let’s talk politics. Oh, I love you man. But I can’t believe what a loser jerk you are. Seriously, let’s talk politics. Your religion…


Well you’re where you should be all the time And when you’re not you’re with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend – Carly Simon These week 11 NFL picks are having an affair with my biographer. I am writing an autobiography. My autobiography begins when these week 11 NFL picks were…


You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one’ – John Lennon These week 10 NFL Picks call on our divided nation to stop the partisan bickering and helpĀ  the Cleveland Browns go forward. Four more years of this? Really? That’s what you want? Me and John Boehner spitting at each week…


I went back to Ohio, but my family was gone I stood on the back porch, there was nobody home I was stunned and amazed My childhood memories slowly swirled past like the wind through the trees Way to go, Ohio – The Pretenders These week 8 NFL picks are undecided in Ohio. Which candidate…


I was born in a crossfire hurricane And I howled at my ma in the driving rain But it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas – The Rolling Stones These week 6 NFL picks contain approximately zero lies about my fish-fornicating opponent. He is lying when he says the Cleveland Browns are 0-5….


Poor man wanna be rich Rich man wanna be king And a king ain’t satisfied Till he rules everything – Bruce Springsteen These week 5 NFL picks have been moderated and debated. It turns out that I am entitled to my own facts. So let me talk specifically about how the 0-4 Cleveland Browns are…


If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right – Tom Jones These week 4 NFL picks are wrong, dead wrong. There’s clear evidence. Still, I insist they are right because they come from the fellows at Foot Locker. In fact, these picks are so wrong that Democrats and Republicans agree they are…