You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one’ – John Lennon These week 10 NFL Picks call on our divided nation to stop the partisan bickering and help the Cleveland Browns go forward. Four more years of this? Really? That’s what you want? Me and John Boehner spitting at each week…
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And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You’ll be drenched to the bone….. For the loser now Will be later to win For the times, they are a-changin’ – Bob Dylan These week 9 NFL picks should be worried about the zombie apocalypse election now that Frankenstorm has…
He was taken to task by some critics who asked, Do you write the words or lyrics first? – The Michael Stanley Band These 2012 NFL season picks are the result of a banging-my-head-against-the-wall concussion I got after the NFL announced it’s Violence Austerity Program. I imagine someone at ESPN was watching me slam my…
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap – AC/DC Do you ever want to stomp on someone and say, these are my Week 13 NFL Picks? Well, you’re in luck. For two weeks only, the Ndamukong Suh Suggesturizer is available to the public. On a very limited basis, you can…
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right – Stealers Wheel Let it be known that this document is the last will and week 7 NFL Picks of Moammar Khadafy. I, Colonel Khadafy, being of sound mind and body, will now predict the NFL Week 7 games. I don’t know how I got…
Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial – Bob Dylan — The ancient Mayans and Nostradamus are Cleveland Browns fans who met on Facebook. They went to Applebee’s to predict Super Bowl XLV. They were tied in their fantasy league. The ancient Mayans used an iPhone prophecy app , common in their time, to…
Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There’s a land that I’ve heard of Once in a lullaby – Harold Arlen & E.Y. Harburg — The obvious solution to America’s problems is to repeal the 2010 NFL season, and start the race to the 2011 NFL Conference Championship games over again. Favorable ratings for this…
There’s something happenin’ here What it is ain’t exactly clear – Buffalo Springfield — I did not just ride in here on a snowflake. I am a snowflake. I am a flake with the best NFL Divisional picks in America. I am a flake leading the snowflake movement. We have NFL Divisional pick rallies featuring…
I’ll tell you no and you’re gonna ask me why, why why When I remind you of all this and you’ll cry, cry, cry – Johnny Cash — I got a big gavel just in time to make Wildcard Weekend NFL Picks. Thanks Nancy. Now scram. I am crying because I am the new speaker…
It’s no secret is that a friend is someone who lets you help It’s no secret that a liar won’t believe anyone else – U2 — Julian Assange has leaked my week 13 NFL picks to the media. He stole them from my brain. All that I can do now is deny that I know…