And pie.<\/a> And bacon.<\/p>\nSo put that in your pipe and smoke it. But first, pass it over here and then I’ll tell you whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n
SAINTS AT FALCONS \u2013<\/strong> I have a strong feeling on this game. Saints 17, Falcons 13<\/p>\nSTEELERS AT BROWNS \u2013<\/strong> Ben Roethlisberger plays the entire game wearing Jameis Winston’s Florida State jersey. Browns 29, Steelers 13<\/p>\nJETS AT RAVENS \u2013<\/strong> I learned how patterns work in grade school. The Jets win every other week. This week, they win. Jets 20, Ravens 17<\/p>\nBUCCANEERS AT LIONS \u2013<\/strong> Mike Glennon is playing over his head, which is tough because he’s so tall. Lions 31, Buccaneers 20<\/p>\nVIKINGS AT PACKERS \u2013<\/strong> Scott Tolzien’s mom and I both believe in him, mostly because neither one of us believe in the Vikings. Packers 29, Vikings 13<\/p>\nJAGUARS AT TEXANS \u2013<\/strong> The Teddy Bridgewater Bowl. Texans 10, Jaguars 9<\/p>\nCHARGERS AT CHIEFS \u2013<\/strong> When bubbles burst, they sometimes keep bursting. Chargers 20, Chiefs 14<\/p>\nPANTHERS AT DOLPHINS \u2013<\/strong> Every pattern of this game says the Panthers will beat the Dolphins. Sometimes, I ignore patterns and simply remember that Cam Newton is still capable of an occasional\u00a0 crappy game. Dolphins 23, Panthers 13<\/p>\nBEARS AT RAMS \u2013<\/strong> Josh McCown versus Kellen Clemens… who needs Brady versus Manning? Bears 23, Rams 21<\/p>\nCOLTS AT CARDINALS \u2013<\/strong> Trench Richardson is still trying his best to help the Cleveland Browns by trying to improve the draft position. It’s Andrew Luck and Donald Brown who keep messing it up for Richardson. Colts 27, Cardinals 21<\/p>\nTITANS AT RAIDERS \u2013<\/strong> Matt McGloin will someday tell his grandchildren that he played for the Oakland Raiders. At which point, they will never talk to him again. Titans 20, Raiders 12<\/p>\nCOWBOYS AT GIANTS \u2013<\/strong> This game is sponsored by the National Association of psychiatrists. Giants 39, Cowboys 38<\/p>\nBRONCOS AT PATRIOTS \u2013<\/strong> Bill Belichick has a long term lease inside Peyton Manning’s head. Patriots 36, Broncos 23<\/p>\n49ers AT REDSKINS \u2013<\/strong> Kaepernick versus Griffin. One year ago, it sounded like a future Brady versus Manning long-term rivalry. Now? See Clemens versus McCown above. 49Ers 19, Redskins 16<\/p>\nBYE AT BILLS\u00a0 –<\/strong> John Bon Jovi is interested in buying the Buffalo Bills? Why not? They’ve been living on a prayer for a long time.<\/p>\nBYE AT BENGALS \u2013<\/strong> Andy Dalton bakes turnovers.<\/p>\nBYE AT EAGLES\u00a0 –<\/strong> Chip Kelly tries to see if the Eagles will qualify for the BCS.<\/p>\nBYE AT SEAHAWKS \u2013<\/strong> Russel Wilson grows an inch.<\/p>\n—<\/p>\n
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