Don\u2019t you want me?
\nYou know I don\u2019t believe you
\nWhen you say you don\u2019t need me
\n<\/i>– The Human League<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

In this locker room, when I brag about my week 6 NFL Picks,\u00a0I am just trying to impress my new campaign manager, Bill Cosby.<\/p>\n

Bill Cosby and I were talking in the locker room how we are both impressed that the Cleveland Browns brought in Art Briles, who is experienced at covering up sexual assault allegations, to help coordinate the Cleveland Browns offense. This is huge.<\/p>\n

Bill Cosby and I both know how to coordinate an offense, believe me.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t believe the media who lie, lie, lie – using my exact words. The media will attack you, slander you, and seek to destroy you with facts in the same way that they slander the 0-5 Cleveland Browns for being a losing team.<\/p>\n

These people are vicious liars and they work for Hillary Clinton, or the Pittsburgh Steelers, or the devil – probably all three. I would like to put anyone who thinks that the Cleveland Browns are a bad football team in jail. The way I read the Constitution, it says I am allowed to do just that.<\/p>\n

Bill Cosby told me that my assaulting your intelligence by predicting the Browns would beat the New England Patriots last week would work just fine if I then denied that I made such a prediction.<\/p>\n

Picking the Browns to beat the Patriots last week\u2026 that was just locker room talk.<\/p>\n

This week when Tom Brady was asked about me, he showed class by walking out of his press conference. I don\u2019t have that in me. Not class or restraint.<\/p>\n

If you ask me about anything, I will attack you and call you names. That\u2019s my thing. It\u2019s what I do.<\/p>\n

For instance, I will sue you if you say that I, who always pick the Cleveland Browns to win, picked the Cleveland Browns to win. I deny it, and anyone spreading such slander should expect to hear from my lawyers. Believe me, that\u2019s whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

BRONCOS AT CHARGERS –<\/b> Chargers 21, Broncos 13<\/p>\n

BENGALS AT PATRIOTS –<\/b> Patriots 40, Bengals 20<\/p>\n

RAVENS AT GIANTS – <\/b>Ravens 25, Giants 19<\/p>\n

PANTHERS AT SAINTS – <\/b>Saints 31, Panthers 29<\/p>\n

STEELERS AT DOLPHINS –<\/b> Steelers 52, Dolphins 13<\/p>\n

JAGUARS AT BEARS –<\/b> Bears 26, Jaguars 20<\/p>\n

49ers AT BILLS –<\/b> 49ers 20, Bills 17<\/p>\n

RAMS AT LIONS – <\/b>Lions 42, Rams 16<\/p>\n

BROWNS AT TITANS –<\/b> Browns 31, Titans 30<\/p>\n

EAGLES AT REDSKINS –<\/b> Redskins 23, Eagles 20<\/p>\n

CHIEFS AT RAIDERS – <\/b>Raiders 27, Chiefs 23<\/p>\n

FALCONS AT SEAHAWKS –<\/b> Seahawks 22, Falcons 18<\/p>\n

COWBOYS AT PACKERS –<\/b> Packers 33, Cowboys 23<\/p>\n

COLTS AT TEXANS –<\/b> Colts 26, Texans 24<\/p>\n

JETS AT CARDINALS – <\/b>Cardinals 30, Jets 20<\/p>\n

\u2014<\/p>\n

This column is sponsored by Vladimir Putin\u2019s \u201cI Voted\u201d sticker.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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