And you tell me
\nOver and over and over again my friend
\nThat you don\u2019t believe
\nWe\u2019re on the eve of destruction
\n<\/i>– Barry McGuire<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

These Week 9 NFL Picks would like to congratulate the one-term president that America is about to elect and then most likely impeach. You may as well be the coach of the Cleveland Browns.<\/p>\n

The next president has as much chance of legally getting through four years in office as a Cleveland Browns coach has of keeping the job for four years.<\/p>\n

One is certain to be impeached in the first 100 days in office. The other is likely to tear up the Constitution and throw out the whole four-years-in-office thing altogether.<\/p>\n

For Browns fans, this election is akin to a choice between current owner Jimmy Haslam, who is a borderline criminal, and former owner Art Modell, who made a deal with the Russia of the NFL, Baltimore, and then encouraged Baltimore to annex the Browns. Which it did. (See: Baltimore Ravens).<\/p>\n

This one is easy. I have to go with the borderline criminal over the traitor.<\/p>\n

But having just voted for the lesser of two evils, I am worried that the greater of two evils is going to win, the same as has happened in every Cleveland Browns game this year. The Cleveland Browns are 0-8.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, the Cleveland Indians just lost an epic World Series to a team that hasn\u2019t won since Teddy Roosevelt was president. And the Cleveland Cavaliers are World champions. David Bowie is dead. These are signs of the Apocalypse.<\/p>\n

So say hello to President Donald J. Trump. Unless Hillary Clinton wins. In either case, I fear America is not going to enjoy whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

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FALCONS AT AT BUCCANEERS –<\/b> Falcons 48, Buccaneers 23<\/p>\n

JAGUARS AT CHIEFS – <\/b>Chiefs 28, Jaguars 16<\/p>\n

LIONS AT VIKINGS –<\/b> Lions 25, Vikings 20<\/p>\n

EAGLES AT GIANTS – <\/b>Giants 23, Eagles 20<\/p>\n

COWBOYS AT BROWNS – <\/b>Browns 30, Cowboys 20<\/p>\n

JETS AT DOLPHINS –<\/b> Dolphins 5, Jets 4<\/p>\n

STEELERS AT RAVENS – <\/b>Steelers 22, Ravens 21<\/p>\n

SAINTS AT 49ers –<\/b> Saints 50, 49ers 30<\/p>\n

PANTHERS AT RAMS –<\/b> Panthers 24, Rams 21<\/p>\n

COLTS AT PACKERS –<\/b> Packers 37, Colts 34<\/p>\n

TITANS AT CHARGERS –<\/b> Chargers 28, Titans 21<\/p>\n

BRONCOS AT RAIDERS –<\/b> Raiders 24, Broncos 20<\/p>\n

BILLS AT SEAHAWKS – <\/b>Seahawks 26, Bills 16<\/p>\n

This column is sponsored the gravestone, \u201cAmerica, 1776-2016. That was fun.\u201d<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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