But if you want money for people with minds that hate
\nAll I can tell you is brother you have to wait
\nDon\u2019t you know it\u2019s gonna be
\nAll right, all right, all right
\n<\/i>– The Beatles<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

These Week 11 NFL picks would like to say these are not my NFL picks. Somebody else voted for them.<\/p>\n

The things said in these NFL Picks are deeply offensive to me. The Cleveland Browns are going to win? Really? Insult my intelligence some more, why don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

The worst part of the election is that these are now going to be the official NFL Picks because of the Electoral College. I\u2019ll tell you what. I\u2019d like to see the Electoral College play Ohio State, and see what happens. That\u2019s how the election should have been decided.<\/p>\n

So yeah, I am protesting in the exact same way that those Tea Party people protested eight years ago when these NFL Picks said that the Cleveland Browns were going to win.<\/p>\n

Wait, what?<\/p>\n

Could it be that we have more in common than either of us think?<\/p>\n

Nah, that couldn\u2019t be. That would disrupt my entire belief system as well as the income streams of the cable news networks that feed me and those on the other side our belief systems. The Browns can only stink because the other side is at fault. That\u2019s the rules.<\/p>\n

But it does seem a coincidence that the Browns stunk 16 years ago and changed plans and I protested, and then they stunk eight years ago and changed plans and you protested, and they stink now and they changed plans again and I am protesting.<\/p>\n

So okay, I\u2019ll stop protesting. I am willing to give the crazy man a chance to make the Cleveland Browns great again.<\/p>\n

Wait a minute, he just appointed who?<\/p>\n

I\u2019m going back into the streets because, frankly, I am terrified of whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

SAINTS AT PANTHERS – <\/b>Saints 32, Panthers 20<\/p>\n

TITANS AT COLTS – <\/b>Titans 27, Colts 26<\/p>\n

JAGUARS AT LIONS – <\/b>Lions 34, Jaguars 13<\/p>\n

BUCCANEERS AT CHIEFS – <\/b>Chiefs 20, Buccaneers 17<\/p>\n

BEARS AT GIANTS – <\/b>Giants 27, Bears 16<\/p>\n

CARDINALS AT VIKINGS – <\/b>Vikings 20, Cardinals 19<\/p>\n

BILLS AT BENGALS – <\/b>Bills 25, Bengals 23<\/p>\n

RAVENS AT COWBOYS – <\/b>Ravens 24, Cowboys 14<\/p>\n

STEELERS AT BROWNS – <\/b>Browns 1999, Steelers 0<\/p>\n

DOLPHINS AT RAMS – <\/b>Rams 33, Dolphins 22<\/p>\n

PATRIOTS AT 49ers – <\/b>Patriots 52, 49ers 32<\/p>\n

EAGLES AT SEAHAWKS – <\/b>Seahawks 30, Eagles 15<\/p>\n

PACKERS AT REDSKINS – <\/b>Redskins 28, Packers 26<\/p>\n

TEXANS VS. RAIDERS IN MEXICO CITY – <\/b>Raiders 26, Texans 20<\/p>\n

\u2014<\/p>\n

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