What do you get for pretending the danger\u2019s not real
\nMeek and obedient you follow the leader
\n<\/i>– Pink Floyd<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

These week 14 NFL picks are wearing the most outlandish tin foil hat I can find outside of a red one that says, \u201cMake America Great Again.\u201d\u00a0Yes, it\u2019s a Cleveland Browns hat.<\/p>\n

That means that I believe the Browns are in the NFL.<\/p>\n

So don\u2019t tell me that my tin foil hat isn\u2019t the best. I know where you eat pizza.<\/p>\n

And now I\u2019ve read the CIA report that the Pittsburgh Steelers have been interfering in the operations of Cleveland Browns. That must be why the Cleveland Browns have not won a game in a year. Outside meddling.<\/p>\n

But just because this hat is made of tin foil doesn\u2019t mean that I think Robert Griffin III is a franchise quarterback.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I am a realist.<\/p>\n

For instance, under this in foil hat I\u2019d like to believe the that the Electoral college is not going to elect Donald Trump as the last President of the United States of America. But I am a realist.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why I believe the Cleveland Browns are going to win the Super Bowl. And I believe in Santa Claus.<\/p>\n

But I don\u2019t believe crazy crazy stuff like thinking that Donald Trump cares more about working people than Saturday Night Live.<\/p>\n

I am a tin foil hat optimist. You want fake news? The Cleveland Browns are the best team in the NFL. Don\u2019t research it. Just share.<\/p>\n

If you do, just imagine whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

RAIDERS AT CHIEFS –<\/b> Chiefs 21, Raiders 13<\/p>\n

BRONCOS AT TITANS –<\/b> Titans 22, Broncos 20<\/p>\n

CHARGERS AT PANTHERS –<\/b> Chargers 26, Panthers 21<\/p>\n

TEXANS AT COLTS –<\/b> Colts 30, Texans 14<\/p>\n

BENGALS AT BROWNS –<\/b> Browns 50, Bengals 48<\/p>\n

STEELERS AT BILLS –<\/b> Steelers 24, Bills 20<\/p>\n

CARDINALS AT DOLPHINS –<\/b> Dolphins 21, Cardinals 20<\/p>\n

BEARS AT LIONS –<\/b> Lions 41, Bears 20<\/p>\n

VIKINGS AT JAGUARS –\u00a0 <\/b>Vikings 17, Jaguars 16<\/p>\n

SAINTS AT BUCCANEERS –<\/b> Buccaneers 40, Buccaneers 38<\/p>\n

REDSKINS AT EAGLES –<\/b> Redskins 25, Eagles 20<\/p>\n

JETS AT 49ers –<\/b> Jets 10, 49ers 9<\/p>\n

SEAHAWKS AT PACKERS –<\/b> Packers 29, Seahawks 23<\/p>\n

FALCONS AT RAMS –<\/b> Falcons 33, Rams 13<\/p>\n

COWBOYS AT GIANTS –<\/b> Cowboys 30, Giants 17<\/p>\n

RAVENS AT PATRIOTS –<\/b> Patriots 27, Ravens 19<\/p>\n

\u2014<\/p>\n

This column is sponsored by the Final Days of Civilization.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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