Everybody having a good time except you
\nYou were talking about the end of the world
\n<\/i>– U2<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

These Week 16 NFL picks would like to suggest that you give a Cleveland Browns fan as a gift to any loved one having a tough day.<\/p>\n

You could send a Cleveland Browns fan over their house to sit in the corner and make your loved one feel better about their own predicament.<\/p>\n

This is a great gift for fans of all other NFL teams, as well as anyone who is still freaking out about the election.<\/p>\n

The end of the world is coming? Cheer up, you could be a Browns fan.<\/p>\n

Sending a Cleveland Browns fan over someone\u2019s house is probably the nicest thing you can do for anyone\u2019s self esteem.<\/p>\n

It really is the perfect gift. All you have to do is feed the Browns fan some pizza and a lot of beer, and occasionally listen to some pathetic story about Bernie Kosar and when the Browns were good enough to not get to the Super Bowl.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a weird story and no one outside of Cleveland seems to understand, but if you bear with with this one glitch in the design of the perfect present, you\u2019ll be glad you did.<\/p>\n

It is literally impossible to have a bad day when you have a Cleveland Browns fan sitting in the corner, mumbling to himself.<\/p>\n

These are scary times in America. Many NFL teams are not very good. Some are very bad. But if you give a Cleveland Browns fan as a gift, your loved ones, no matter how tough their day or how bad their team, is sure to smile at their circumstance.<\/p>\n

In fact, get one for yourself, and you\u2019ll smile at whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

GIANTS AT EAGLES – <\/b>Giants 24, Eagles 12<\/p>\n

REDSKINS AT BEARS – <\/b>Redskins 27, Bears 20<\/p>\n

DOLPHINS AT BILLS –<\/b> Dolphins 21, Bills 20<\/p>\n

BUCCANEERS AT SAINTS – <\/b>Saints 41, Buccaneers 38<\/p>\n

FALCONS AT PANTHERS –<\/b> Falcons 30, Panthers 20<\/p>\n

VIKINGS AT PACKERS –<\/b> Packers 24, Vikings 14<\/p>\n

JETS AT PATRIOTS –<\/b> Patriots 30, Jets 10<\/p>\n

TITANS AT JAGUARS –<\/b> Titans 23, Jaguars 13<\/p>\n

CHARGERS AT BROWNS –<\/i><\/b> Browns 37, Chargers 36<\/p>\n

COLTS AT RAIDERS –<\/b> Raiders 33, Colts 23<\/p>\n

49ers AT RAMS – <\/b>Rams 4, 49ers 3<\/p>\n

CARDINALS AT SEAHAWKS –<\/b> Seahawks 20, Cardinals 18<\/p>\n

BENGALS AT TEXANS –<\/b> Texans 24, Bengals 17<\/p>\n

RAVENS AT STEELERS –<\/b> Steelers 20, Ravens 17<\/p>\n

BRONCOS AT CHIEFS – <\/b>Chiefs 29, Broncos 19<\/p>\n

LIONS AT COWBOYS – <\/b>Lions 25, Cowboys 23<\/p>\n

\u2014<\/p>\n

This column is sponsored by Bah Humbug Festive Wear.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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