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\nIt doesn\u2019t haunt me like it did before
\nI\u2019ve been walking through the mirror to nowhere
\nTryin\u2019 to get to heaven before they close the door
\n<\/i>– Bob Dylan<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
These week 5 NFL Picks, having done no research, would like to thank you for your thoughts and prayers after my horrible picks last week when I picked the Cleveland Browns to win.<\/p>\n
This week, I am picking Browns. Yes, the Browns again. Every week, I pick the Browns and every week the Browns lose, and then you offer your thoughts and prayers.<\/p>\n
Golly, thanks.<\/p>\n
You have no idea how comforting that is, or is not. Seriously, you with your thoughts and prayers, who have never cheered for such a team ever, have no idea of this pain. Do you?<\/p>\n
And while I have repeatedly asked for your help in learning about football, you said that now was not the time for me to learn the rules of football or what exactly a quarterback does.<\/p>\n
That is a conversation for sometime in the future. That is what I have been told ever since I first asked.<\/p>\n
Yet every week when I get the picks wrong, people are horrified.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The Browns, again? Yes, the Browns again.<\/p>\n
At this point, I can\u2019t even remember why I am picking the Cleveland Browns to win again after so many horrible losses when my pleas for help are continually ignored. But I do.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s what happened, and forever it\u2019s whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n
PATRIOTS AT BUCCANEERS – Patriots 19, Buccaneers 14<\/p>\n
BILLS AT BENGALS – Bills 27, Bengals 13<\/p>\n
CARDINALS AT EAGLES – Eagles 30, Cardinals 23<\/p>\n
JAGUARS AT STEELERS – Steelers 32, Jaguars 14<\/p>\n
TITANS AT DOLPHINS – Titans 23, Dolphins 20<\/p>\n
CHARGERS AT GIANTS – Chargers 24, Giants 21<\/p>\n
49ers AT COLTS – Colts 22, 49ers 19<\/p>\n
JETS AT BROWNS – Browns 34, Jets 3<\/p>\n
PANTHERS AT LIONS – Lions 25, Panthers 17<\/p>\n
RAVENS AT RAIDERS – Raiders 35, Ravens 25<\/p>\n
SEAHAWKS AT RAMS – Rams 31, Seahawks 20<\/p>\n
PACKERS AT COWBOYS – Packers 41, Cowboys 40<\/p>\n
CHIEFS AT TEXANS – Chiefs 24, Texans 23<\/p>\n
VIKINGS AT BEARS – Vikings 27, Bears 17<\/p>\n
\u2014<\/p>\n
This column is sponsored by my right to own a tank.\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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