Doctor, doctor, give me the news
\nI\u2019ve got a bad case of loving you
\n<\/i>– Robert Palmer<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

These Week 6 NFL Picks suffer from a pre-existing condition called, Rooting For The Cleveland Browns.<\/p>\n

There is no cure. Pharmaceutical companies have invested millions of dollars looking, but to no avail.<\/p>\n

So when the President of the United States, working in conjunction with the leadership of the Cleveland Browns, took away the subsidies that pay for the treatment that doesn\u2019t cure me, I was thrilled.<\/p>\n

This is all true. None of it is fake news. Everyone knows that the President is obsessed with the NFL, and that he loves Ohio but hates the Browns. He has hated the Browns since he owned the New Jersey Generals and signed Brian Sipe.<\/p>\n

And he has been working hard in recent years to make sure the Browns didn\u2019t draft Carson Wentz, and didn\u2019t draft Deshaun Watson, because he hates the Browns.<\/p>\n

After convincing Jimmy Haslam that the best guy to run a football team is a baseball guy, the president gutted my health insurance with the NFL-specific purpose of making me suffer because he hates the Browns.<\/p>\n

But he didn\u2019t do his research. He can\u2019t make the suffering worse. Can he? Please tell me that\u2019s not whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

EAGLES AT PANTHERS – Eagles 28, Panthers 23<\/p>\n

DOLPHINS AT FALCONS – Falcons 30, Dolphins 14<\/p>\n

49ers at REDSKINS – Redskins 27, 49ers 20<\/p>\n

LIONS AT SAINTS – Lions 29, Saints 27<\/p>\n

PATRIOTS AT JETS – Patriots 33, Jets 23<\/p>\n

PACKERS AT VIKINGS – Packers 27, Vikings 23<\/p>\n

BEARS AT RAVENS – Ravens 26, Bears 13<\/p>\n

BROWNS AT TEXANS – Browns 31, Texans 10<\/p>\n

RAMS AT JAGUARS – Rams 20, Jaguars 19<\/p>\n

BUCCANEERS AT CARDINALS – Buccaneers 25, Cardinals 20<\/p>\n

STEELERS AT CHIEFS – Chiefs 23, Steelers 21<\/p>\n

CHARGERS AT RAIDERS – Chargers 27, Raiders 24<\/p>\n

GIANTS AT BRONCOS – Broncos 28, Giants 17<\/p>\n

COLTS AT TITANS – Titans 31, Colts 20<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

This column is sponsored by The Harvey Weinstein Dating Agency<\/em><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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