Well you\u2019re where you should be all the time
\nAnd when you\u2019re not you\u2019re with
\nSome underworld spy, or the wife of a close friend
\n<\/i>– Carly Simon<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

The recent indictment of the Cleveland Browns season is fake news to these Week 9 NFL picks. The Browns don\u2019t lose every week. They won\u2019t lose this week.<\/p>\n

Sure, some members of the staff may have colluded with the Philadelphia Eagles to deliver the best quarterback in the league to that team. And, okay, they may possibly have also colluded with the Houston Texans to deliver the most exciting rookie quarterback ever to that team.<\/p>\n

But there has been no collusion, believe me.<\/p>\n

Other teams are bad. It\u2019s not just the Cleveland Browns. The San Francisco 49ers are bad. Wait, what? The 49ers just traded for who? The Browns wanted him. Or maybe they didn\u2019t want him. Either way, NO COLLUSION!<\/p>\n

There has been no collusion. The coaching staff can\u2019t even work with the front office. Never mind what\u2019s going on on Twitter.<\/p>\n

And while there has been absolutely no collusion whatsoever, believe me, it\u2019s apparent to anyone living in a white house in Cleveland, Ohio or even anywhere in the country that someone very high up is about to take a big fall.<\/p>\n

Because if there was any collusion it\u2019s the NFL colluding against Josh Gordon, who smoked pot and was suspended a total of 56 games while the standard suspension for domestic violence is six games. That\u2019s not fake news. It\u2019s just sad!<\/p>\n

Under circumstances such as these, it\u2019s so simple that anyone who has ever heard of a white house, knows that what should happen is probably not whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n

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BILLS AT JETS – Jets 23, Bills 20<\/p>\n

FALCONS AT PANTHERS – Falcons 29, Panthers 20<\/p>\n

RAVENS AT TITANS – Titans 17, Ravens 14<\/p>\n

COLTS AT TEXANS – Texans 33, Colts 20<\/p>\n

BUCCANEERS AT SAINTS – Saints 31, Buccaneers 21<\/p>\n

BRONCOS AT EAGLES – Eagles 23, Broncos 20<\/p>\n

BENGALS AT JAGUARS – Bengals 16, Jaguars 12<\/p>\n

RAMS AT GIANTS – Giants 24, Rams 20<\/p>\n

CARDINALS AT 49ers – Cardinals 19, 49ers 10<\/p>\n

REDSKINS AT SEAHAWKS – Seahawks 35, Redskins 24<\/p>\n

CHIEFS AT COWBOYS – Chiefs 26, Cowboys 25<\/p>\n

RAIDERS AT DOLPHINS – Dolphins 21, Raiders 17<\/p>\n

LIONS AT PACKERS – Lions 27, Packers 13<\/p>\n

BYE AT BROWNS – BROWNS 3, BYE 2<\/p>\n

This column is sponsored by Papa\u2019s John\u2019s New All-Baloney Sanctimonious Pizza<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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