I may not have the details exactly correct on this. You know, because of the fake news. But I have seen incriminating photos.<\/p>\n
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Still, does anyone really know any details about anything?<\/p>\n
You can tell me that the Philadelphia Eagles won last year\u2019s Super Bowl, but I live in New England where everyone knows that Bill Belichick lost last year\u2019s Super Bowl by benching Malcolm Butler.<\/p>\n
Perspective explains everything.<\/p>\n
Perspective explains everything.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And my perspective on last year\u2019s Super Bowl is that the 2017 season was hacked by the Russians because anyone with a brain (meaning anyone who thinks EXACTLY like me) knows that the Cleveland Browns would have won the Super Bowl if the Russians didn\u2019t interfere by inventing analytics.<\/p>\n
If you don\u2019t know what \u201canalytics\u201d are, google it. Did I mention the Russians invented it.<\/p>\n
But that was then, before Baker Mayfield arrived to the call of a million trumpets played by angels. I am true believer and so I have willed it to have happened, therefore it did. The trumpet thing, that is.<\/p>\n
Now, obviously, America is great again. We are, essentially, at a Charlie Sheen level of \u201cWinning!\u201d<\/a> In fact, the President was right when he suggested early in his campaign that we might get sick of his kind of winning.<\/a> I am literally nauseous.<\/p>\n
Apparently my orange vomit, after being analyzed in a ICE lab in Virginia, means that I have failed some kind of a loyalty test.<\/p>\n
New rules say that although my grandparents arrived here and started cheering for the Cleveland Browns (born in 1946) more than 100 years ago, I can be deported to the old country. I\u2019m not even sure what country that is.<\/p>\n
Yeah, first they came for the Browns fans, and you said nothing.<\/p>\n
So if I were you, and I cheered for your team, I\u2019d be worried about whatzgonnahapen.<\/p>\n
AFC<\/b><\/h2>\n
EAST<\/strong><\/p>\n
PATRIOTS \u2013 11-5<\/p>\n
DOLPHINS \u2013 7-9<\/p>\n
JETS \u2013 5-11<\/p>\n
BILLS \u2013\u00a0 <\/span>3-13\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
NORTH<\/strong><\/p>\n
BROWNS \u2013\u00a0 <\/span>16-0<\/p>\n
STEELERS\u00a0 <\/span>– 9-7<\/p>\n
RAVENS \u2013 6-10<\/p>\n
BENGALS \u2013 4-12<\/p>\n
SOUTH<\/strong><\/p>\n
TEXANS \u2013 12-4<\/p>\n
JAGUARS – 9-7<\/p>\n
TITANS \u2013\u00a0 <\/span>8-8<\/p>\n
COLTS \u2013 5-11<\/p>\n
WEST<\/strong><\/p>\n
CHARGERS – 10-6<\/p>\n
CHIEFS \u2013\u00a0 <\/span>8-8<\/p>\n
RAIDERS \u2013\u00a0 <\/span>8-8<\/p>\n
BRONCOS – 4-12<\/p>\n
NFC<\/b><\/h2>\n
EAST<\/strong><\/p>\n
EAGLES – 12-4<\/p>\n
GIANTS \u2013 8-8<\/p>\n
COWBOYS – 7-9<\/p>\n
REDSKINS \u2013 6-10<\/p>\n
NORTH<\/strong><\/p>\n
PACKERS – 10-6\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
VIKINGS – 10-6<\/p>\n
LIONS \u2013\u00a0 <\/span>8-8<\/p>\n
BEARS \u2013 4-12<\/p>\n
SOUTH<\/strong><\/p>\n
SAINTS – 11-5<\/p>\n
FALCONS \u2013 9-7<\/p>\n
PANTHERS \u2013 8-8<\/p>\n
BUCANEERS \u2013 4-12<\/p>\n
WEST<\/strong><\/p>\n
49ers – 12-4\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
RAMS \u2013 10-6\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
CARDINALS \u2013 9-7\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
SEAHAWKS – 5-11 \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP<\/h2>\n
49ers OVER SAINTS\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP<\/h2>\n
BROWNS OVER PATRIOTS<\/p>\n
==<\/p>\n
SUPERBOWL<\/h1>\n
BROWNS OVER 49ers \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
\u2013<\/p>\n
This column is sponsored by the popular board game, Witch Hunt.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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