a teachable lesson.<\/a><\/p>\nSpeaking of teachable lessons, here’s some NFL season picks. You only get results this year, meaning you get to write your own punchlines. Maybe we can have a contest on how would you kill Ray Lewis each week. As for predictions with more than scores – help me find more readers and you’ll get more content again. There’s your real teachable lesson.<\/p>\n
It turns out that funding for these Obama NFL prediction stimulus jobs ran out, plus I somehow seem to have misplaced $700 billion. It’s probably in a different pocket.<\/p>\n
\u2013<\/p>\n
Every morning the sun rises in the East.<\/p>\n
Life is predictable that way. So am I. Every year I predict that the sun will rise in the East for the next 365 days. It’s almost like I know the future \u2013 too cosmic to comprehend. You are welcome.<\/p>\n
So when I announce now that I will predict the Cleveland Browns to win every game this year, you know the future too. But don’t tell anyone who reads this column in the future that you know the future. It might blow their mind to know that you actually know what I am going to do.<\/p>\n
Let’s keep it our secret, like that sunrise thing. I promise to make you look smart, as long as you don’t look West in the morning to check on me to see whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n
AFC<\/strong><\/p>\nEAST<\/strong>
\nJETS \u2013 12-4
\nPATRIOTS \u2013 10-6
\nDOLPHINS \u2013 8-8
\nBILLS \u2013 2-14<\/p>\nNORTH<\/strong>
\nBROWNS \u2013 16-0
\nRAVENS 10-6
\nBENGALS 10-6
\nSTEELERS \u2013 6-10<\/p>\nSOUTH<\/strong>
\nCOLTS 12-4
\nTEXANS 11-5
\nTITANS 10-6
\nJAGUARS 4-12<\/p>\nWEST<\/strong>
\nCHARGERS 14-2
\nBRONCOS 7-9
\nRAIDERS 6-10
\nCHIEFS 1-15<\/p>\n—<\/p>\n
NFC<\/strong><\/p>\nEAST<\/strong>
\nCOWBOYS 11-5
\nGIANTS 10-6
\nREDSKINS 9-7
\nEAGLES \u2013 5-11<\/p>\nNORTH<\/strong>
\nPACKERS \u2013 13-3
\nVIKINGS \u2013 9-7
\nLIONS \u2013 8-8
\nBEARS \u2013 4-12<\/p>\nSOUTH<\/strong>
\nSAINTS 12-4
\nFALCONS 10-6
\nBUCANEERS 5-11
\nPANTHERS \u2013 4-12<\/p>\nWEST<\/strong>
\n49ERS \u2013 8-8
\nCARDINALS \u2013 7-9
\nSEAHAWKS 3-13
\nRAMS 2-14<\/p>\n—<\/p>\n
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP <\/strong>
\nPACKERS OVER COWBOYS<\/p>\nAFC CHAMPIONSHIP <\/strong>
\nBROWNS OVER JETS<\/p>\nSUPERBOWL<\/strong>
\nBROWNS OVER PACKERS<\/p>\n—<\/p>\n
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