secretly<\/a> running the Buffalo Bills for the last three years seems, in retrospect, obvious.<\/p>\nThis information, by the way, is secret and classified. Want to know some more? Josh McDaniels has a tape of it all. It turns out that international diplomats get catty. That’s what Derek Anderson found so funny. It’s all in Wikiwhatzgonnahappen. <\/p>\n
TEXANS AT EAGLES \u2013<\/strong> At halftime, Andre Johnson fights Manny Pacquiao. Eagles 30, Texans 20<\/p>\nSAINTS AT BENGALS \u2013<\/strong> In the reality show language that the Bengals traffic in, the Saints will treat the Bengals like Sarah Palin treats a halibut. Saints 35, Bengals 21<\/p>\nBEARS AT LIONS \u2013<\/strong> When everyone starts saying the Jay Cutler Bears are playing great, they are sure to lose. Lions 24, Bears 17<\/p>\n49ers AT PACKERS \u2013<\/strong> The Mike Singletary post game press conference has Coors Lite commercial written all over it. Packers 50, 49ers 12<\/p>\nBRONCOS AT CHIEFS \u2013<\/strong> As an early Christmas present, Charlie Weiss gives Josh McDaniels a Notre Dame tie. Then Romeo Crennel gives McDaniels a Cleveland Browns coffee mug. Afterward, they make plans to watch the Patriots game. Chiefs 31, Broncos 28<\/p>\nBROWNS AT DOLPHINS \u2013<\/strong> Jake Delhomme sees that the offensive game plane calls for his first three throws to be interceptions. \u201cGet them out of the way early,\u201d says Coach Mangini. Browns 33, Dolphins 22<\/p>\nBILLS AT VIKINGS \u2013<\/strong> The Vikings call on Touchdown Toby Gerhart to run over the Bills. Vikings 28, Bills 19<\/p>\nREDSKINS AT GIANTS \u2013<\/strong> The Wikileaks site revealed that Donovan McNabb is actually a diplomatic spy who spends more time concentrating on espionage than studying the playbook. Giants 25, Redskins 18<\/p>\nJAGUARS AT TITANS \u2013<\/strong> The brilliant Randy Moss left Tom Brady for Rusty Smith. That is a hilarious sentence. Jaguars 21, Titans 20<\/p>\nRAIDERS AT CHARGERS \u2013<\/strong> Proclamations that Jason Campbell is the savior were premature. Chargers 33, Raiders 20<\/p>\nFALCONS AT BUCCANEERS \u2013<\/strong> Karma means losing by a last second field goal. Buccaneers 23, Falcons 21<\/p>\nRAMS AT CARDINALS \u2013<\/strong> Derek Anderson cracks me up. Rams 24, Cardinals 12<\/p>\nCOWBOYS AT COLTS \u2013<\/strong> So it’s all over for Peyton Manning, huh? Colts 29, Cowboys 19<\/p>\nPANTHERS AT SEAHAWKS \u2013<\/strong> Jimmy Clausen plays just well enough to make the Panthers think about passing on Andrew Luck. Good luck with that. Seahawks 27, Panthers 23<\/p>\nSTEELERS AT RAVENS \u2013<\/strong> Ed Reed intercepts Ben Roethlisberger and scores on the last play of the game. Ray Lewis forgets to breathe. Ravens 27, Steelers 17<\/p>\nJETS AT PATRIOTS \u2013<\/strong> Bill Belichick and Rob Ryan plan to remake all of Jerry Lewis\/Dean Martin movies. Patriots 27, Jets 25<\/p>\n—<\/p>\n
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