You can get it if you really want — The key is to set realistic goals and do what everyone else does. So this year in order to give you the best NFL predictions in America, I started to actually follow the NFL. I started this week.<\/p>\n Soon, I realized the NFL is firing everyone and the thing to do is fire my predictions coordinator. It\u2019s his fault that I got so many games wrong last year. Therefore, I am now conducting interviews while debating in my head whether to grant total control of my predictions to just one person.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a big job.<\/p>\n The predictions coordinator has to deal with 16 games almost every week plus keep track of 32 teams and every player and coach on every team. In addition, the predictions coordinator must learn to control my fingers as I type \u2013 ten fingers, each with a mind of its own.<\/p>\n For instance, the middle finger on each of my hands is named after a wide receiver and both seem to always want attention. And then there\u2019s the finger pointing that went on this year whenever a prediction was wrong. Talk about a dysfunctional set of hands.<\/p>\n Thus, I\u2019ve applied for an early grant from the Obama infrastructure plan and I have money to hire an entire predictions staff because the incoming president has declared nothing is more important than trying to figure out whatzgonnahappen.<\/p>\n —<\/p>\n FALCONS AT CARDINALS<\/strong> \u2013 Michael Turner probably breaks off three runs of 40 yards or more. And for a rookie in a playoff game, Matt Ryan will be great. But it won\u2019t be enough against the old gunslinger, who finds some help from Edgerrin James. Cardinals 31, Falcons 20<\/p>\n RAVENS AT DOLPHINS<\/strong> \u2013 The New Year\u2019s ball fell on Ray Lewis\u2019 head, which explains how he misses a key tackle on Ricky Williams. Ted Ginn Jr. scores a late touchdown to keep Cinderella going one more week. Dolphins 17, Ravens 14<\/p>\n EAGLES AT VIKINGS<\/strong> \u2013 The Eagles will stop Adrian Peterson until they don\u2019t, and when they don\u2019t they will begin their off-season nightmares seeing the back of number 28 and their season running away. Vikings 24, Eagles 17 BYE AT TITANS<\/strong> \u2013 The Titans enjoy their final days as the best team in the NFL by gathering around a photo of Albert Hayesworth\u2019s knee and singing Kumbaya.<\/p>\n BYE AT GIANTS<\/strong> \u2013 The Steve Spagnuola story is the surprise hit of the Broadway season.<\/p>\n BYE AT PANTHERS<\/strong> \u2013 Jake Delhomme and Steve Smith toss the football around on the beach and design their next game-winning play.<\/p>\n —<\/p>\n This column is sponsored by optimism.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You can get it if you really want But you must try – Jimmy Cliff — I resolve to give you the best NFL predictions in America. This resolution thing is easy. Last year, I resolved to eat more donuts and you know what? I did! I did eat more donuts. The key is to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatzgonnahappen.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBut you must try<\/em>
\n– Jimmy Cliff<\/p>\n
\nI resolve to give you the best NFL predictions in America. This resolution thing is easy. Last year, I resolved to eat more donuts and you know what? I did! I did eat more donuts.<\/p>\n
\nCOLTS AT CHARGERS<\/strong> \u2013 This is the Comeback Bowl, as both teams were written off as dead earlier in the season. And early in the game, the Chargers will be written off for dead. But Philip Rivers outplays Peyton in one for the ages. Chargers 41, Colts 38<\/p>\n
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\nBYE AT STEELERS<\/strong> \u2013 Ben Roethlisberger\u2019s concussion leaves only one side effect: he insists he is left-handed.<\/p>\n