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EAGLES AT SEAHAWKS \u2013<\/strong> The Nightmare Team will give up exactly 148 yards to Marshawn Lynch. Seahawks 31, Eagles 14<\/p>\nTITANS AT BILLS \u2013<\/strong> As soon as I jumped on the Buffalo bandwagon, the whole thing fell apart. That’s heavy. Titans 20, Bills 13<\/p>\nCOLTS AT PATRIOTS \u2013<\/strong> The Patriots are favored by 20.5 points. That’s like Wall Street versus Occupy Wall Street. If this was grade school, the slaughter rule would be in effect. Patriots 49, Colts 19<\/p>\nJETS AT REDSKINS \u2013<\/strong> Journeyman Rex Grossman outplays soon-to-be journeyman Mark Sanchez. Redskins 20, Jets 17<\/p>\nPANTHERS AT BUCCANEERS \u2013<\/strong> The Buccaneers are horrible, but they can’t lose six straight. Can they? Buccaneers 24, Panthers 21<\/p>\nBENGALS AT STEELERS \u2013<\/strong> Late in the game, Andy Dalton will drive the surprising Bengals down the field to take the lead, but then Ben Roethlisberger will do the same to give the evil Steelers the win. Steelers 21, Bengals 17<\/p>\nCHIEFS AT BEARS \u2013<\/strong> Kyle Orton puts on a black shirt and tries to sneak to the Bears sideline. Bears 13, Chiefs 7<\/p>\nFALCONS AT TEXANS \u2013<\/strong> And that, kids, is how the legend of T.J. Yates began. Texans 30, Falcons 20<\/p>\nRAIDERS AT DOLPHINS \u2013<\/strong> Something still doesn’t feel right about the Raiders’ karma, and the Dolphins have found out how to win enough this year to hurt next year’s draft. Dolphins 23, Raiders 20<\/p>\nBRONCOS AT VIKINGS \u2013<\/strong> The Broncos defense dominates and Tim Tebow gets the credit and tons more press across the league. A small country in east Asia renames itself Tebowland. Broncos 20, Vikings 7<\/p>\nRAVENS AT BROWNS \u2013<\/strong> The Baltimore Ravens existence is a forever a travesty, therefore Peyton Hillis shall play as if he is deserving of the cover of Madden. Ray Lewis eats bad\u00a0 airline food. Browns 24, Ravens 20<\/p>\nRAMS AT 49ers \u2013<\/strong> If the Rams pull an upset, the NFL makes no sense. The NFL makes sense, and logic for a 49ers win is overwhelming. 49ers 28, Rams 10.<\/p>\nPACKERS AT GIANTS \u2013<\/strong> The Packers season is like an old-fashioned Midwest assembly line. Next… Packers 34, Giants 20<\/p>\nCOWBOYS AT CARDINALS \u2013<\/strong> Kevin Kolb, Beanie Wells, and Tony Romo’s mistakes put an end to the Dallas winning streak. Cardinals 29, Cowboys 24<\/p>\nLIONS AT SAINTS \u2013<\/strong> Mark Ingram, Pierre Thomas and Darren Sproles do some Suggesturizing of their own. Saints 32, Lions 17<\/p>\nCHARGERS AT JAGUARS \u2013<\/strong> Norv Turner has Jack Del Rio envy. Jaguars 12, Chargers 10<\/p>\n—
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