<\/a>Okay, how about I am protesting against the Green Bay Packers, who every Sunday run around acting like they are perfect. I am protesting against Sam Hurd for his pathetic Scarface impression, and I am protesting against James Harrison for his helmet-to-helmet Cleveland Browns concussions, plural.<\/p>\nMe and my kind have taken down Hosni Mubarak, Moammar Khadafy, and Tony Sparano. We\u00a0 have taken on the world’s biggest banks, Vladimir Putin and Mike Holmgren. We are causing regime change in some places, while others are changing policies as a result of protests.<\/p>\n
Across the world, The Protester is the 99 percent, rooting for an NFL team born again in 1999.\u00a0 The Cleveland Browns are a born again football team, literally, and The Protester would like the faith of the people rewarded accordingly. The Protester worldwide is a Cleveland Browns fan asking when will the team win enough games so fans can simply hold their heads up with dignity. This is a basic human right.<\/p>\n
As the year 2011 comes to a close, The Protester has one final, radical goal: Fix the Cleveland Browns. Yes, regime change in Egypt was easy by comparison. But The Protester does not give up. Power to the people! Oh yeah, that’s whatzgonnahappen<\/p>\n
JAGUARS AT FALCONS \u2013<\/strong> I don’t remember Thursday night.<\/p>\nCOWBOYS AT BUCCANEERS \u2013<\/strong> Saturday was a long time ago.<\/p>\nPANTHERS AT TEXANS \u2013<\/strong> T.J. Yates has Matt Schaub reading up on Wally Pipp. Texans 20, Panthers 10<\/p>\nTITANS AT COLTS \u2013<\/strong> Nobody’s perfect this season except the Packers. Colts 13, Titans 10<\/p>\nPACKERS AT CHIEFS \u2013<\/strong> I like Romeo Crennell, and Kyle Orton poses a bit of an early issue, but the Packers offense is dominant. Packers 24, Chiefs 17<\/p>\nSEAHAWKS AT BEARS \u2013<\/strong> Marshawn Lynch has Bears 20, Seahawks 16<\/p>\nDOLPHINS AT BILLS \u2013<\/strong> Buffalo weather so I am back on the bandwagon. Plus the Dolphins are waiting for next year. Bills 20, Dolphins 19<\/p>\nSAINTS AT VIKINGS \u2013<\/strong> Drew Brees is the definition of accurate. Saints 38, Vikings 24<\/p>\nBENGALS AT RAMS \u2013<\/strong> AJ Green is ridiculous Bengals 24, Rams 17<\/p>\nREDSKINS AT GIANTS \u2013<\/strong> Eli is better when Peyton is not in the league. Giants 27, Redskins 20.<\/p>\nLIONS AT RAIDERS \u2013<\/strong> Ndamkong Suh and Richard Seymour write a children’s book called, \u201cI’ll Hurt You.\u201d Lions 26, Raiders 10<\/p>\nBROWNS AT CARDINALS \u2013<\/strong> The Seneca Wallace era begins. That’s right, it’s going to be an era. Browns 30, Cardinals 20<\/p>\nPATRIOTS AT BRONCOS \u2013 <\/strong>The Patriots should win 42-0. They won’t win because Tim Tebow inspires the Broncos defense to rush Tom Brady who throws an interception to an unnamed player who Tim Tebow cheers for as the player runs for a touchdown. Tebow cheering is the ESPN play of the week. Broncos 24, Patriots 21<\/p>\nJETS AT EAGLES \u2013<\/strong> Disappointing versus humiliating. Disappointing wins. Jets 24, Eagles 20<\/p>\nRAVENS AT CHARGERS \u2013<\/strong> The Chargers are back? Back to nowhere, says I. The soulless Ravens remind Philip Rivers he is having a miserable season. Meanwhile, Ray Lewis has a fatal tinsel accident. Ravens 24, Chargers 21<\/p>\nSTEELERS AT 49ers \u2013<\/strong> The evil Steelers are better than the 49ers if Ben Roethlisberger plays. Steelers 17, 49ers 13<\/p>\n—<\/p>\n
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