“Life’s the same except for my shoes” – The Cars — Did you see the press conference when I stood up and threw a shoe at Browns coach Romeo Crennel? He dodged it as if he’s been dodging thrown shoes his whole life. No big deal. The truth is, I am a Romeo supporter. I…

“Roxanne, you don’t have to put on that red light” – THE POLICE — Governor Rod Blagojevich: Hey Fan Number 5, do you have a favorite NFL team? Want me to pick them to win? Auctioneer Rod Blagojevich: I’ll picktheBears ifyouwantmetopicktheBears so do I hear $50,000? No? Okay, I’ll picktheSaints ifyouwantmetopicktheSaints so do I hear…

“So never mind the darkness; We still can find a way Cause nothin’ lasts forever; Even cold November rain” – Guns N Roses — I was on death row when I started predicting NFL games as a way to pass the time and somehow my predictions came to the attention of George W. Bush, a…