Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial – Bob Dylan Re-elected by you, my liberal agenda is clear. The Cleveland Browns will win Super Bowl XLVII. It’s my second term, I am all in. My first order of business is to redistribute the Harbaugh family wealth. No single family should have the Super Bowl…
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Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? – Eurythmics These week 15 NFL picks are making your damn Christmas presents. Bah humbug, bitches! But not you, Browns fans. Joy to the world! Ernie the elf here. More appropriately, my name should be Elvis the elf, but my pathetic parents called me…
This is the end Beautiful friend The end My only friend, the end – The Doors These week 14 picks are the work of Mayans on Medicare. Face it, the Mayans aren’t getting any younger. Plus most Mayans are depressed Oakland Raiders fans on Mexican antidepressants – now legal in Colorado and Washington state. That’s…
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I’m enjoying the ride! – The Grateful Dead These week 13 NFL picks say it’s time to get rid of the Reggie Bush tax cuts. I’ve never understood why he’s the only guy in the country that needs help. Yes, these Brady…
Said there ain’t no use in crying Cause it will only, only drive you mad Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had? – Led Zeppelin These week 1 NFL Picks will now be ad-libbed by Clint Eastwood and a chair as if they were written by the Founding…