Dirty deeds, done dirt cheep
Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap
– AC/DC
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These Week 11 NFL Picks have learned that the new tax bill means the New England Patriots can write off Tom Brady but the Cleveland Browns must pay full taxes for DeShone Kizer.
This tax bill also means I can now write off my private jet but I cannot write off the school supplies I buy for the third grade class that I teach, well indoctrinate really. History stops in 1964 in my class. And in math, up is down which means my students believe the Cleveland Browns are currently undefeated.
What? This is America. I can choose my facts and then freely indoctrinate others based on my alternative facts. I saw it on FOX News, and in the White House, and on Breitbart, and well, Facebook.
And while I am almost never concerned about the little guy, who wouldn’t be little if he just tried harder to be big, I do have a soft spot for the Cleveland Browns. It’s sort of how President Trump feels about UCLA basketball players getting caught shoplifting in China. I wouldn’t tolerate this behavior, and would mock this behavior from anyone else.
But because I like sports, I am hoping the Chinese government, or whoever has been holding the Cleveland Browns in NFL jail since 1996, grants them the freedom to not just exist, but to win.
What has always been unclear to both myself and my hero, Alex Jones of Infowars, is why the Deep State, the Chinese government, and President Trump are spending all this energy conspiring to keep the Cleveland Browns down?
I asked Julian Assange of Wikileaks, but he said he was currently busy worshipping at his altar of Donald Trump, and he added that he doesn’t know anything about conspiracies.
So the Cleveland Browns are nine losses into their first nine games, and the NFL has finally decided to offer a tax rebate that has been due for a few years now, Josh Gordon. Oh wait, he’s still not here yet. He has been promised before.
Never trust the government, or Roger Goodell. They play favorites. And when that happens, everyone then knows whatzgonnahappen.
TITANS AT STEELERS – Steelers 40, Titans 17
LIONS AT BEARS – Lions 23, Bears 20
CHIEFS AT GIANTS – Chiefs 30, Giants 10
BUCCANEERS AT DOLPHINS – Dolphins 20, Buccaneers 14
RAMS AT VIKING – Rams 24, Vikings 20
REDSKINS AT SAINTS – Saints 27, Redskins 17
JAGUARS AT BROWNS Browns 40, Jaguars 0
RAVENS AT PACKERS – Packers 17, Ravens 10
CARDINALS AT TEXANS – Cardinals 24, Texans 9
BILLS AT CHARGERS – Chargers 28, Bills 13
BENGALS AT BRONCOS – Broncos 24, Bengals 20
PATRIOTS AT RAIDERS AT MEXICO CITY – Patriots 34, Raiders 20
EAGLES AT COWBOYS – Eagles 31, Cowboys 20
FALCONS AT SEAHAWKS – Falcons 31, Seahawks 29
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