Is it murder, is it rape, is it the Watergate tapes Or a mere hallucination caused by folks from outer space No, it’s a skinny little boy from Cleveland, Ohio Come to chase your women and drink your beer – Alex Bevan — These Week 6 NFL Picks have been quarantined in Cleveland with Yee-Hoyer…


But I see your true colors Shining through – Cyndi Lauper — The Secret Service will not let just anyone read these Week 5 NFL Picks. Well, maybe you over there wearing purple, holding a knife. Can we call you Ray? We totally believe when you say that there are some things you can cover…


Paranoia strikes deep Into your world it will creep – Buffalo Springfield — These week 4 NFL picks are on high terror alert because of an ideology that scares the crap out of me. Every week, well except this week, there is an NFL team that wants to beat the Cleveland Browns. You can’t even…


You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you’re the only bait in town – Jimmy Buffett — Roger Goodell here with your Week 3 NFL picks, starting with Thursday’s game when the Falcons beat up the Buccaneers by an ambiguous score of 56 to 14. I am not quite sure what…


Isis oh Isis you mystical child What drives me to you is what drives me insane – Bob Dylan — These week 2 NFL picks are worried about members of ISIS playing in the NFL. Most likely, they are running backs. And there is good chance they play for the Baltimore Ravens. As President Obama…