Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? – Eurythmics These week 15 NFL picks are making your damn Christmas presents. Bah humbug, bitches! But not you, Browns fans. Joy to the world! Ernie the elf here. More appropriately, my name should be Elvis the elf, but my pathetic parents called me…


I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least I’m enjoying the ride! – The Grateful Dead These week 13 NFL picks say it’s time to get rid of the Reggie Bush tax cuts. I’ve never understood why he’s the only guy in the country that needs help. Yes, these Brady…


Well you’re where you should be all the time And when you’re not you’re with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend – Carly Simon These week 11 NFL picks are having an affair with my biographer. I am writing an autobiography. My autobiography begins when these week 11 NFL picks were…


I went back to Ohio, but my family was gone I stood on the back porch, there was nobody home I was stunned and amazed My childhood memories slowly swirled past like the wind through the trees Way to go, Ohio – The Pretenders These week 8 NFL picks are undecided in Ohio. Which candidate…