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Although this is a fight I can lose The accused is an innocent man – Billy Joel — Legal Brief: The turkey is innocent of all charges, but pleads guilty and offers these Week 12 NFL picks in lieu of the traditional fine of one delicious meal. The turkey is appealing for an emergency injunction…
I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us – Nirvana The United States Department of Um, created by Texas Governor Rick Perry, would like to celebrate our 3-day anniversary by offering these Week 10 NFL picks and, um. This Department doesn’t care if Donovan McNabb fails any more than if Philip Rivers…
Many times we shared our thoughts But did you ever notice the kind of thoughts I got? – Johnny Cash Did you ever notice that my week 9 picks seem heaven-sent? I spent my life as a New York Giants fan but then I went to heaven and discovered this place is littered with Cleveland…
Jesus Christ, Superstar Do you think you’re who they say you are? – Tim Rice Rick Perry, dressed in a Tim Tebow jersey for the Halloween GOP debate, proclaimed his week 8 NFL picks to be his economic plan. “Trick or treat,” he said. A choir brandishing handguns and wearing New York Jets helmets sang…
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right – Stealers Wheel Let it be known that this document is the last will and week 7 NFL Picks of Moammar Khadafy. I, Colonel Khadafy, being of sound mind and body, will now predict the NFL Week 7 games. I don’t know how I got…
It’s no secret is that a friend is someone who lets you help It’s no secret that a liar won’t believe anyone else – U2 — Julian Assange has leaked my week 13 NFL picks to the media. He stole them from my brain. All that I can do now is deny that I know…
Come together right now over me – The Beatles — These week 12 NFL Picks can’t dance, but they are related to a turkey. For those of you hating on these week 12 NFL picks and the turkey, now is your last chance to shoot your television before these NFL picks flip you the middle…
A moment of steel A dry-eyed house Did he say goodbye to you Or did you kick him out? – John Hiatt — These Week 10 NFL Picks thought the world liked us, but the Picks just made a mental note of everything the world has said. China just laughed at us, and South Korea…