Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality – Queen These week 2 NFL picks come from the Democratic party, and are therefore welfare-state liberal in suggesting that the Cleveland Browns deserve to win. — Dead Ted Kennedy: In order to reliably create week 2 NFL…
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He was taken to task by some critics who asked, Do you write the words or lyrics first? – The Michael Stanley Band These 2012 NFL season picks are the result of a banging-my-head-against-the-wall concussion I got after the NFL announced it’s Violence Austerity Program. I imagine someone at ESPN was watching me slam my…
Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial – Bob Dylan — VOICE: This 2012 Super Bowl XLVI pick is an attack ad on my flip-flopping opponent, who once said that Colt McCoy would be the hero of Super Bowl XLVI. I have met my opponent, and he is me. Don’t vote for him. He…
Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies – The Beatles Abandon picks! Abandon picks! This is your Captain speaking. My NFL conference championship picks will sink you. I am currently in a massage parlor on dry land. I am talking to you by speakerphone after ditching the boat…
Don’t you know that you are a shooting star? And all the world will love you just as long As long as you are a shooting star – Bad Company After Tim Tebow threw that pass, my billionaire friend, John, gave $3.16 million to my SuperPAC called, 2012 NFL Divisional Picks For America’s Future. Would…
In that case I’ll go underground Get some heavy rest Never have to worry About what is worst and what is best – Van Morrison I just arrived in New Hampshire after voting eight times in Iowa, where I picked up these 2012 NFL Wild Card Weekend predictions from Michele Bachman. So yeah, these are…
It’s the end of the world as we know it And I feel fine – R.E.M. The Mayans’ week 17 NFL picks, at the cusp of the year 2012, signal the end of the world. Or maybe the end of the NFL season. As if there is a difference. As a Browns fan, the end…
They got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call Alabama the Crimson Tide Call me Deacon Blues – Steely Dan Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as these week 16 NFL picks are accurate. How dreary the world would be…
What a field day for the heat A thousand people in the street Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side – Buffalo Springfield These Week 15 NFL Picks are a protest. What am I protesting against? I am protesting against God for finally declaring which NFL team he roots for. I…
I am he as you are he and you are me And we are all together – The Beatle If I was Mitt Romney, I would bet $10,000 on these week 14 NFL picks. But why would I want to be Mitt Romney? However, if I was Albert Pujols, I would bet $254 million on…