News guy wept and told us Earth was really dying – David Bowie — These Week 17 NFL Picks would like to take one final time to say goodbye to David Bowie, the United States of America, and the Cleveland Browns year-long losing streak. All will be missed in their own way. The Browns began…
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Everybody having a good time except you You were talking about the end of the world – U2 — These Week 16 NFL picks would like to suggest that you give a Cleveland Browns fan as a gift to any loved one having a tough day. You could send a Cleveland Browns fan over their…
I’m back in the USSR You don’t how luck you are, boys – The Beatles — These Week 15 NFL Picks, using information from the Russians, waited until after all the games were played to make a prediction. I only got one wrong. I would also like to thank the the Russians for hacking the…
What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader – Pink Floyd — These week 14 NFL picks are wearing the most outlandish tin foil hat I can find outside of a red one that says, “Make America Great Again.” Yes, it’s a Cleveland Browns hat. That means…
What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader – Pink Floyd — These Week 13 NFL Picks have been curated by the KGB and by Alex Jones of Infowars for their veracity. In other words, this bullshit is completely false. But since you won’t bother to…
In the garden I was playing the tart I kissed your lips and broke your heart You, you were acting like it was the end of the world – U2 — These Week 12 NFL Picks just settled a $25 million fraud case against me. I have advised betting on the Cleveland Browns to win…
But if you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell you is brother you have to wait Don’t you know it’s gonna be All right, all right, all right – The Beatles — These Week 11 NFL picks would like to say these are not my NFL picks. Somebody else…
Oh, a storm is threatening My very life today If I don’t get some shelter Oh yeah, I’m gonna fade away – The Rolling Stones — These Week 10 NFL Picks voted for Donald J. Trump because the Cleveland Browns have not won a game all year. You should have known how desperate we are…
And you tell me Over and over and over again my friend That you don’t believe We’re on the eve of destruction – Barry McGuire — These Week 9 NFL Picks would like to congratulate the one-term president that America is about to elect and then most likely impeach. You may as well be the…
You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes And your smile is a thin disguise I thought by now you’d realize There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ eyes – The Eagles — Boo! This Halloween, we’ve gone nuclear. These Week 8 NFL picks are dressed as an October surprise. No, not a Cleveland Browns win….