I was dreamin’ when I wrote this Forgive me if it goes astray But when I woke up this mornin’ Coulda sworn it was judgement day – Prince — These Week 17 NFL picks have made a New Year’s resolution to begin sniffing glue again. Trying to process everything that went wrong in 2017 has…
2017 Season
Fight the power We’ve got to fight the powers that be – Public Enemy — These week 15 NFL Picks love the new system for the NFL draft, in which the Super Bowl champion is rewarded with the first pick in the NFL draft. It will create incentive for loser teams like the Cleveland Browns…
You got a lotta nerve To say you are my friend When I was down, you just stood there grinning – Bob Dylan — These Week 13 NFL picks, drinking strong vodka lockherups with my best friends, General Michael Flynn and Matt Lauer, can see Dr. Schadenfreude enjoying my misery as the Cleveland Browns sit…
You didn’t have to love me like you did But you did, but you did And I thank you – ZZ Top — Uncle Bob, please pass these week 12 NFL Picks the gravy. And some hope. Good God, please pass that too, Uncle Bob. No, Uncle Bob, I don’t want to hear about how…
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheep Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap – AC/DC — These Week 11 NFL Picks have learned that the new tax bill means the New England Patriots can write off Tom Brady but the Cleveland Browns must pay full taxes for DeShone Kizer. This tax bill also means I can…
Well you’re where you should be all the time And when you’re not you’re with Some underworld spy, or the wife of a close friend – Carly Simon — The recent indictment of the Cleveland Browns season is fake news to these Week 9 NFL picks. The Browns don’t lose every week. They won’t lose…
I shouted out, Who killed the Kennedys? When after all It was you and me – Rolling Stones — After more than five decades, secret files have been released showing I acted alone making these Week 8 NFL picks. Or did I? Ever since the early 1960s, conspiracy theories have floated as to what exactly…
I can tell by your coat, my friend you’re from the other side There’s just one thing I got to know Can you tell me please, who won? – Crosby, Stills and Nash — These week 7 NFL Picks would like to express some awesome condolences to Cleveland Browns fans for all the losing. If…
Doctor, doctor, give me the news I’ve got a bad case of loving you – Robert Palmer — These Week 6 NFL Picks suffer from a pre-existing condition called, Rooting For The Cleveland Browns. There is no cure. Pharmaceutical companies have invested millions of dollars looking, but to no avail. So when the President of…
Every day your memory grows dimmer It doesn’t haunt me like it did before I’ve been walking through the mirror to nowhere Tryin’ to get to heaven before they close the door – Bob Dylan — These week 5 NFL Picks, having done no research, would like to thank you for your thoughts and prayers…