Jesus Christ, Superstar Do you think you’re who they say you are? – Tim Rice Rick Perry, dressed in a Tim Tebow jersey for the Halloween GOP debate, proclaimed his week 8 NFL picks to be his economic plan. “Trick or treat,” he said. A choir brandishing handguns and wearing New York Jets helmets sang…
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right – Stealers Wheel Let it be known that this document is the last will and week 7 NFL Picks of Moammar Khadafy. I, Colonel Khadafy, being of sound mind and body, will now predict the NFL Week 7 games. I don’t know how I got…
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me? – Beck I would like to talk to The Man. You know, The Man. Yeah, that’s the guy. Hey you, is this the place I was supposed to go with my Week 6 NFL picks to Occupy Wall Street? No. You say this is Poor…
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away But I got debts no honest man can pay. – Bruce Springsteen These 2011 NFL season predictions, version 2.0, are coming to you from the edge of a downgraded nation. You can call me standard and poor. I recommend and I rate –…
He was taken to task by some critics who asked, Do you write the words or lyrics first? – The Michael Stanley Band — These 2011 NFL season picks used an algorithm from corporate headquarters. This company loves the word “algorithm.” The VP of Wild Guesses, who is 14 years old and worth more money…
Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial – Bob Dylan — The ancient Mayans and Nostradamus are Cleveland Browns fans who met on Facebook. They went to Applebee’s to predict Super Bowl XLV. They were tied in their fantasy league. The ancient Mayans used an iPhone prophecy app , common in their time, to…
Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There’s a land that I’ve heard of Once in a lullaby – Harold Arlen & E.Y. Harburg — The obvious solution to America’s problems is to repeal the 2010 NFL season, and start the race to the 2011 NFL Conference Championship games over again. Favorable ratings for this…
There’s something happenin’ here What it is ain’t exactly clear – Buffalo Springfield — I did not just ride in here on a snowflake. I am a snowflake. I am a flake with the best NFL Divisional picks in America. I am a flake leading the snowflake movement. We have NFL Divisional pick rallies featuring…
I’ll tell you no and you’re gonna ask me why, why why When I remind you of all this and you’ll cry, cry, cry – Johnny Cash — I got a big gavel just in time to make Wildcard Weekend NFL Picks. Thanks Nancy. Now scram. I am crying because I am the new speaker…
As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer ‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint – The Rolling Stones — These week 17 NFL picks resolve to call for the voluntary execution of Tucker Carlson. Since the bow-tied alleged nimrod Tucker Carlson made clear that he thinks Michael Vick should have been executed, these week…